Giants add another one of Alyssa Milano&...
According to Andy Baggarly and others, the Giants picked up Brad Penny to be their fifth starter. On one hand, it’s a good thing that the Giants don’t have to keep rotating guys like Ryan Sadowski, Joe Martinez or (uggh) Ramon Ortiz in and out of the rotation. Also, the thought of throwing...
The Giants should hire my cousin...
Shockingly, after the most tumultuous week of August baseball any of us can remember, the Giants and Rockies are all tied up. All it took was yesterday’s nail-biter, which doubled as one of the best times I’ve ever had at a Giants game — and you know a game is great when you say that...
Groundhog Day: Stephen Jackson wants off...
Now Stephen Jackson wants out. That’s right, Jackson doesn’t want to be a Warrior anymore, because they (gasp) aren’t championship contenders. Even though the Warriors gave Jackson an obscenely massive and completely unnecessary extension and allow him to shoot threes whenever and wherever...
Tim Lincecum: best pitcher in baseball...
It wasn’t like Ubaldo Jimenez wasn’t up to the challenge. Next year Jimenez will become the first member of the Colorado Rockies I’ll have ever drafted in a fantasy baseball league (I’m banking on the fact that my buddies will forget I wrote this opening paragraph by the time...
I can’t wait to see…...
Not much to re-hash from the past 24 hours (an 11-0 Giants loss and a dead sports day didn’t quite inspire me to write anything yesterday, shockingly enough), so let’s look forward. To the future, Conan? Yes, to the future. Without any further ado, here’s a bunch of stuff I’m...
San Francisco Giants just won’t di...
Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in.
“Turkey Bowl Heroes” fantasy...
Turkey Bowl Heroes is the name of one of my fantasy football leagues. Well, not mine, but I’m in it. I have no idea what the name is actually referring to, since I’m kind of late to the party. This is only my second season in this league, so I’m just going to guess the name has to do...
It’s official: we’re cursed...
To paraphrase the Pet Shop Boys, “What did we…what did we…what did we do to deserve this?”
Poor Tim Lincecum...
Since the last two games for the Giants have been long and bitter, I’m going to make this one short and sweet…
I don’t practice Renteria…...
I need something to complain about, so do you. The Giants! They swing at the first pitch all the time! F-POM! F-POM! F-POM! That new phrase? Pretty lame, sure, but it’s all I heard this morning, because I listened to Mac and Murph while driving throughout the beauty that is Northern California. Actually,...

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