For those of you still looking for your Halloween costumes this year, there’s still time to easily turn into your favorite athlete. Maybe not your favorite athlete, but at least one who makes for a great Halloween costume. To help you win that costume grand prize (BASG will take 10% if you use these suggestions – we accept check, money order and paypal) here are the official BASG Best Pro Sports Halloween costumes for 2009.
Michael Crabtree and MC Hammer
Now that those #15 jerseys are on sale, you can officially become the new best receiver on the 49ers. But what’s a Michael Crabtree costume without a friend to be the man who got it all done to begin with, MC Hammer. The MC Hammer costume would need to be paired with some gold jewelry, Michael Crabtree’s signing contract and a mashup of the 49er’s song mixed with MC Hammer’s “Can’t Touch This”. It’ll be a dance party wherever you go!
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian
Represent this soon-to-be-divorced couple of whirlwind romance. Odom’s costume should definitely include a treat-or-treating pumpkin so he can eat as much candy as he wants. Khloe’s costume should include wads of money after the success she achieved on their recently signed pre-nup. Khloe should have a bad attitude and should be constantly stealing Odom’s hard earned candy throughout the night. Odom should definitely be wearing colors reflecting his Laker pride but Khloe should remain neutral. Purple clashes with her style anyways. Only winners wear purple (Go Lakers and Huskies!)
For the Dog: Tim Lincecum (aka Lincepom)
As many of you all know, our pomeranian was robbed of her gold medal at the Giants Dog Days this year as they overlooked her amazing interpretation of Tim Lincecum in the form of Lincepom. The costume is comprised of a hat, some Bratz doll hair and a Giant’s jersey. Our Lincepom was very pleased with her costume and recommends it for any dog going out on Halloween. Good for playing fetch in too.
Randy Hanson – post-Tom Cable ass kicking
With this costume, you can get a little creative with the ghoulish Halloween make-up. Definitely need a bandage for the broken jaw and possibly a few cuts and bruises around the face. You could bring along your own official Raiders’ chair that Cable so famously knocked Hanson out of. The chair is also good for taking sitting breaks at Halloween parties after dancing it up on the dance floor.
Don Nelson
What better way to get into the party spirit than starting out the evening with some nice whiskey and a Cuban cigar (compliments of Mark Cuban, of course). You can add accessories to your costume by having friends come to the party as various Warrior players. For example, Stephen Jackson could tag along and yell about not being traded. Monta Ellis could drive you around from party to party on his moped. Even good ol’ Ant Randolph could be there as your bodyguard, ready to fight and protect his coach at the drop of the cigar. A very exciting evening for you is in store to say the least.
Tim Kawakami
Nothing makes the party like a guy getting in people’s faces throughout the night making wild claims.
“You know, if you drink that punch, Brian’s going to divorce his wife. That’s just what I heard from sources.”
“If you’re a big fan of Halloween, then you better enjoy it this year. I hear it’s being canceled nationwide next year.”
“If you read my blog, you’ll become rich, famous and ultimately the most satisfied person on the face of the earth. Just what my connections say.”
As long as you can avoid anyone dressing up as Tom Cable, you should be set for a fun night. Who can deny that you’ll clearly be the life of the party (and the most well-informed).
Pablo Sandoval
What better costume than going as an actual panda for Halloween! Not only will you look super cute and cuddly but you’ll be the best offensive player at the party. Put on Pitbull’s “Calle Ocho” and you’re set for the night. As Panda, you will also be responsible for putting rally hats on everyone you come in contact with.
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