Red hooded sweeeaatshirt…what was Belichick thinking? He’s gone grey-hoodie for years, he’s undefeated and going for the first 19-0 season of all time, and he changes sweatshirts????
Everyone’s gonna blame Gisele, calling her the Brazilian Jessica Simpson for ruining Tom Brady’s chances. Nah, it’s the red hoodie. What did the Patriots see more often during the game, Gisele sipping red wine or Belichick wearing red cotton?
Also, who hemmed Belichick’s bad-luck-charm? Instead of a standard cut-off, Little Red Riding Belichick was wearing a sweatshirt with obviously tailored sleeves. You’d think that an undefeated team would be a little more superstitious.
While my prediction was comically incorrect, I still understand why the Pats lost. Billy went red, and Tommy got his Biedrins on. Forget voting on the MVP, I want to vote on who had the most Mystic sprayed on their face this week: Brady, Troy Aikman or Joe Buck. Whenever you have an important task to prepare for and you still feel the need to get tan sprayed on you, maybe you aren’t preparing for the right occasion.
Congrats Giants, and thanks for taking the Patriots out of the BEST TEAM EVER conversation. We all know who the best team ever was.