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Sample Raider press releases
Sample Raider press releases...
Adam Schefter learned a lesson yesterday. Throw out a rumor about a quarterback who’s been more of a punchline than a viable NFL player lately involving the Raiders, and you’re going to get whacked in the kneecaps with an amazing press release. If you go to the Raiders’ official website...
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JaMarcus Russell and the Niners
JaMarcus Russell and the Niners...
Al Davis is getting ready to cut JaMarcus Russell. Hopefully for JaMarcus, the process won’t involve any overhead projectors. “JaMikeous, I want to read you a lettah I sent to your residence via Federal Express…” And even though he’s a fat, lazy sack of shiz, there will...
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The Raiders are feeling mighty neighborly lately
The Raiders are feeling mighty neighborl...
The Bay Area was never big enough for the two of them. You think the Giants and the A’s have a feisty little squabble going over territorial rights? That’s a lovers’ quarrel compared to how the Raiders and 49ers have interacted with each other for decades. For Al Davis, life has always...
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Let’s hope for different talking points in 2010
Let’s hope for different talking p...
Got the NFL RedZone channel yesterday in a fit of fantasy football paranoia, and I couldn’t be happier. $5 a month on Comcast, who knew?!?! I probably would have paid about $50 to avoid the pair of football games we non-DirecTV NFL Package people had forced upon us yesterday. Raiders/Browns, followed...
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Finding genius coaches should be easier
Finding genius coaches should be easier...
It used to be different. Al Davis was four steps ahead of everyone, and that was just in terms of jersey marketing. Bill Walsh was the most calm, lucid, normal Godfather in the history of NFL coaches. Tony LaRussa completely changed the way we think about bullpens. Roger Craig taught his pitchers (and...
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10 Things I’m thankful for
10 Things I’m thankful for...
It’s the time of year when you’re supposed to forget your problems. Don’t have a job? At least you have your health. Don’t have much money in your bank account? At least you have a roof over your head. Don’t have a good team to root for in your Greater Metro Area? At least...
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The greatnuss of tha Raiduhs cannot be ignored
The greatnuss of tha Raiduhs cannot be i...
Al Davis: I am extremely upset. I have crafted a stadium, a coliseum, a mausoleum of epic proportions. It even bares tha great name of tha father of tha AFL and NFL: Mount Davis. That’s why I called this meeting so we can all brainrain, or whatever tha young people call it nowadays. Why has Oakland...
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Raider revelations with the Man in White
Raider revelations with the Man in White...
What do Phil Spector, Robert Blake, and Mr. Al Davis have in common? It’s a good question, so think about it before you rush to answer. All three are the same person, but Spector went into music, Blake into acting, and Davis went into football. All three are totally washed up icons who have shat...
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NBA Tuesday: Oakland’s most dysfunctional team
NBA Tuesday: Oakland’s most dysfun...
They go big in Oakland. Whether you’re talking about sideshows or sports FAIL. The Raiders would have dropped the hammer on Tom “At least I slapped her with an open hand” Cable already, except he’s taking the fall in an elaborate coverup of what really happened to Randy Hanson...
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Mark Sanchez scarfs hot dog during blowout of Raiders
Mark Sanchez scarfs hot dog during blowo...
Now if I told you a quarterback was caught eating an McAfee Coliseum hot dog during yesterday’s Raiders/Jets game, and that quarterback WASN’T JaMarcus Russell, you’d be shocked, right? Well, Mark Sanchez was caught doing what I did four times during one of those Wednesday A’s...

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