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Quit squirrelin’ around!
Quit squirrelin’ around!...
The title of this post used to be my junior high P.E. coach’s favorite expression. If we didn’t line up along the baseline for roll call: QUIT SQUIRRELIN’ AROUND! If we were loud in the locker room: QUIT SQUIRRELIN’ AROUND! If we interrupted him with a question while he was flirting...
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“We don’t do much talking in the 209″
“We don’t do much talking in...
Well, it had to be something. No way the Oakland A’s could go on this year with one of the most anonymous decent teams in the history of baseball, in a stadium where only 20% of the concession stands operate during games and the only crowd noise comes from electronic noisemakers coming from some...
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Pablo Sandoval loses final All-Star vote to Shane Victorino
Pablo Sandoval loses final All-Star vote...
If you cared enough to vote, you probably know by now that Shane Victorino piggy-backed the overwhelming celebrity of Brandon Inge en route to a win in the “Final Vote” All-Star thing over Pablo Sandoval. What, you’re surprised? Everyone knows the Bay Area cannot, will not, win anything...
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Don’t trust anyone over 30
Don’t trust anyone over 30...
That’s right, you can’t trust any of us. I’m one of them myself, a 31-year-old living in my mother’s basement. Alright, that isn’t true (as far as you know!), but apparently if you’re blogging you’re automatically stuck living at home, madly typing away in the...
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Manny Ramirez tests positive…he gone!
Manny Ramirez tests positive…he go...
What a great way to wake up. Manny Ramirez, the guy many of us (myself included) wished the Giants would have made a greater effort to sign this past off-season, has been suspended for 50 games for a positive test for performance enhancing drugs. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I have to admit this caught...
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Debunking Crabtree Doubters
Debunking Crabtree Doubters...
In drafting Michael Crabtree, the 49ers have suddenly and surprisingly added a 21-year-old who’ll walk into camp as the best receiver on the team in terms of footwork (especially around the sideline), instincts and hands. And they have Al “I’m not going anywhere” Davis to thank....
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2009 San Francisco Giants: Worst Case Scenario
2009 San Francisco Giants: Worst Case Sc...
(From the 2008 San Francisco Giants: Worst Case Scenario): Barry Zito gives up a grand slam in the first inning on opening day, leading to an 0-4 April. Gary Radnich temporarily damages his voice yelling about Zito on KNBR, leading to a two-week absence while he’s replaced by Mychael Urban and...
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Jrue story, Holiday’s an NBA point guard
Jrue story, Holiday’s an NBA point...
Things you learn (or just think about without learning anything) when you’re unemployed watching basketball all day:
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Fantasy Baseball Rankings Part 4: Third Base
Fantasy Baseball Rankings Part 4: Third ...
I apologize for taking so long between fantasy baseball segments. I could blame an avalanche of negative Warriors news, the Manny Ramirez non-story or the Kurt Warner debacle, but those would all be lies. It’s because I knew third basemen were next, and I just feel badly about the position because...
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Mike Piazza’s bacne means Rick Reilly’s wrong…again
Mike Piazza’s bacne means Rick Rei...
When it comes to steroid smoking guns, bacne is right at the top of the list along with a noticeably bigger dome and your name rhyming with Larry Monds. And according to NY Times writer Murray Chass, Mike Piazza’s back used to look like Dane Cook’s face did when the world’s most overrated...

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