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5 things the Warriors can do while they’re in limbo
5 things the Warriors can do while they&...
It’s not that the Warriors haven’t been able to find talented players. Hell, one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference is determined to surround their franchise center with as many ex-Warriors as humanly possible (don’t be surprised to see C.J. Watson to finally get his chance...
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Warriors in full salary dump mode
Warriors in full salary dump mode...
Warriors fans, your dreams have finally come true. Dan Gadzuric finally gets to call Oakland his professional home. If you enjoyed Mikki Moore, D.J. Mbenga, Patrick O’Bryant and Todd Fuller, you’re going to be really excited about this center. Skilled, graceful, and a threat from anywhere...
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Yorks more like Chris Cohan than Eddie Debartolo
Yorks more like Chris Cohan than Eddie D...
I took a little longer than I would have liked to tackle the latest stories sweeping the Bay Area. No, not the meteoric rise of Omar Samhan’s vocal cords, but Scot McCloughan’s exit and the Warriors officially going on sale. Part of the reason for the delay was there wasn’t much to...
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Wait, was that Dave Chappelle over there?
Wait, was that Dave Chappelle over there...
OK, so I don’t have any confirmation, but I’m about 98% sure I saw Dave Chappelle at around 6:15 yesterday evening. I was leaving work (I work on Market St, between 3rd and 4th), and sitting in front of the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, drinking a coffee and smoking a cig, was a dude who looked...
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Larry Ellison’s getting impatient with Chris Cohan
Larry Ellison’s getting impatient ...
Larry Ellison is rich, he loves attention and he’s a winner, as evidenced by his America’s Cup triumph over the weekend. Chris Cohan possesses only one of those three aforementioned traits. Regardless of what we’ve heard about those tax evasion charges, Cohan is clearly a very wealthy...
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2009-10 Warriors: Worst Warriors Ever?
2009-10 Warriors: Worst Warriors Ever?...
I was in the kitchen a couple nights ago with the radio on when I heard the latest Warriors catastrophe. In a year where season-ending injuries have been as plentiful as wins, the pain in Tim Roye’s voice was evident as Monta Ellis writhed in pain on the floor, clutching his knee. Whether Ellis...
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Monta Ellis hurts his other ankle
Monta Ellis hurts his other ankle...
The Warriors can’t win for losing…players. Every game it’s another guy grabbing his ankle and hobbling off the floor, and last night it was the ironman. Monta Ellis hurt his “other” ankle this time, so at least we know the guy will finally enjoy some physical symmetry. Because...
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With his warmups around his ankles…
With his warmups around his ankles…...
Watching Corey Maggette over the last month brings to mind the funniest story ever created by The Onion’s sports section. I can’t go into the specifics here… Wait, yes I can. My censor is me, and it’s 11 pm after another Warrior loss that will serve as another excuse-provider...
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Warriors still should trade M&M (Monta & Maggette)
Warriors still should trade M&M (Mo...
Unlike some Sports Guys out there, I know that in my current state of life and/or work experience that I’m not ready for an NBA team to hire me. Being a GM isn’t just about assessing and sourcing basketball talent and being a maestro at the ESPN Trade Machine, it’s also about being...
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LaRoche would actually make the Giants halfway decent
LaRoche would actually make the Giants h...
It looks like Adam LaRoche will be in the orange and black. Of course, whether it’s the Giants or the Orioles is anyone’s guess. Reports are that LaRoche turned down an offer of 2 years/$17 million from the Giants, and no other team besides those two odd bedfellows are even halfway interested...

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