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Scot McCloughan and Larry Riley, delusional till the end
Scot McCloughan and Larry Riley, delusio...
It’s a world of turmoil around here these days, in the form of missing, mediocre and inevitable transactions. Let’s take a look, shall we? First a warning: these links aren’t for the faint of heart…or are things really not that bad? See for yourself:
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Manny’s got nice, child-bearing hips
Manny’s got nice, child-bearing hi...
I have to thank Manny Ramirez. While the drug he tested positive for couldn’t have made him as fertile as the chick on the First Response commercials (Ovulation Sensation, baby!), I can’t get mad at the guy who’s given me by far the most material over the past year. So I dedicate this...
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Who’ll throw at Casey Blake, and other questions
Who’ll throw at Casey Blake, and o...
Now that Casey Blake has officially become the first opposing player to openly mock Brian Wilson’s X-gesture, it’s time to answer some burning questions:
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Relax, it’s a long season
Relax, it’s a long season...
Aw man, the Dodgers are done. No Manny Ramirez, no offense. No offense, no home winning streak. Did you see how pathetic they were tonight? They only scored 6 runs in the first inning against the Washington Nationals. Losing Ramirez was a real death blow. A very lethal blow. Did you hear the Dodgers...
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Manny Ramirez tests positive…he gone!
Manny Ramirez tests positive…he go...
What a great way to wake up. Manny Ramirez, the guy many of us (myself included) wished the Giants would have made a greater effort to sign this past off-season, has been suspended for 50 games for a positive test for performance enhancing drugs. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I have to admit this caught...
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Not everyone’s sold on Michael Crabtree
Not everyone’s sold on Michael Cra...
The sky is falling. No really, it is. Have you seen the reports? Children are getting sick from making out with pigs, the Los Angeles Dodgers are the best home team ever and the Warriors are trying to trade for yet another swingman. What can you do? What you already do, hole up in your house, apartment...
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Barry Zito gets Dikembe’d by Alyssa Milano
Barry Zito gets Dikembe’d by Alyss...
Barry Zito finally feels confident enough to want people to watch him pitch, even ex-girlfriends. Check out how Zito slyly tries to get back in with Alyssa Milano, via Twitter. Thanks to scout6 from McCovey Chronicles for sifting through BarryZ’s page and finding this little gem:
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Barry Zito isn’t cursed, and Matt Cain wasn’t, either
Barry Zito isn’t cursed, and Matt ...
Barry Zito may still be 0-2, but stop saying he’s this year’s Matt Cain. Sub-4.00 ERA and 1.16 WHIP aside, Zito isn’t some poor schlub who, despite working his tail off to keep his team in the game, somehow is cursed with extraordinarily poor run support produced by forces beyond those...
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Yeah, but will he let Brian Urlacher spit on him?
Yeah, but will he let Brian Urlacher spi...
In the 1995 NFL Draft, the defending Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers traded a boatload of draft picks to the Cleveland Browns to move up to the No. 10 overall pick and select the wide receiver they coveted above all others (including Joey Galloway): J.J. Stokes. We make fun of the Raiders’...
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Manny Ramirez, the Bret Michaels of baseball
Manny Ramirez, the Bret Michaels of base...
Adam Duritz, Chris Kirkpatrick…Manny Ramirez? The former two are singers who’ve gone the way of the weaved dreads. In Duritz’s case his fake locks helped him bag a pretty shocking list of hot actresses, while Kirkpatrick’s phony-farian look simply made him the most ridiculous...