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Manny’s got nice, child-bearing hips
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Anthony Randolph, Boston Celtics, Chris Mullin, Derek Fisher, Don Nelson, Fred Lewis, Golden State Warriors, Houston Rockets, Lakers, Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Mark Cuban, Monta Ellis, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Nate Schierholtz, Phil Jackson, Robert Rowell, San Francisco Giants, Tony Randolph, Travis Ishikawa on 05 11th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Manny’s got nice, child-bearing hi...
I have to thank Manny Ramirez. While the drug he tested positive for couldn’t have made him as fertile as the chick on the First Response commercials (Ovulation Sensation, baby!), I can’t get mad at the guy who’s given me by far the most material over the past year. So I dedicate this...
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Relax, it’s a long season
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, San Francisco Giants on 05 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Relax, it’s a long season...
Aw man, the Dodgers are done. No Manny Ramirez, no offense. No offense, no home winning streak. Did you see how pathetic they were tonight? They only scored 6 runs in the first inning against the Washington Nationals. Losing Ramirez was a real death blow. A very lethal blow. Did you hear the Dodgers...
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As Cain and Zito go, so go the Giants
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Barry Bonds, Barry Zito, Bengie Molina, Jonathan Sanchez, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Matt Cain, Pablo Sandoval, Phil Mickelson, Randy Johnson, San Francisco Giants, Tim Lincecum on 05 7th, 2009 | No Comments
As Cain and Zito go, so go the Giants...
Matt Cain is 3-1, the same record as Tim Lincecum, but he’s been the staff MVP thus far. It doesn’t matter than Lincecum has struck out almost twice as many batters (50 to Cain’s 28), or that Lincecum starts bring more than 5,000 extra fans to the ballpark than games pitched by other...
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Don’t trust anyone over 30
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in AJ Daulerio, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Brett Favre, Duane Kuiper, Lance Armstrong, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Mike Krukow, Roger Clemens, San Francisco Giants on 05 7th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Don’t trust anyone over 30...
That’s right, you can’t trust any of us. I’m one of them myself, a 31-year-old living in my mother’s basement. Alright, that isn’t true (as far as you know!), but apparently if you’re blogging you’re automatically stuck living at home, madly typing away in the...
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Manny Ramirez tests positive…he gone!
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, San Francisco Giants, Tim Lincecum, Will Clark on 05 7th, 2009 | 4 Comments
Manny Ramirez tests positive…he go...
What a great way to wake up. Manny Ramirez, the guy many of us (myself included) wished the Giants would have made a greater effort to sign this past off-season, has been suspended for 50 games for a positive test for performance enhancing drugs. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I have to admit this caught...
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Manny Ramirez, the Bret Michaels of baseball
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Bret Michaels, Gary Radnich, KNBR, Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny on 04 29th, 2009 | 1 Comment
Manny Ramirez, the Bret Michaels of base...
Adam Duritz, Chris Kirkpatrick…Manny Ramirez? The former two are singers who’ve gone the way of the weaved dreads. In Duritz’s case his fake locks helped him bag a pretty shocking list of hot actresses, while Kirkpatrick’s phony-farian look simply made him the most ridiculous...
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Could DunMurphy come back to the Bay?
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Anthony Randolph, Jay Cutler, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Mike Dunleavy, NCAA Tournament, NFL, SF 49ers, SF Giants, St. Mary's, Warriors on 03 16th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Could DunMurphy come back to the Bay?...
Here’s some links to peruse while I’m on my way to…Las Vegas! It’s for a work trip, but it should still be interesting — if you put a group of videogame writers together in a place like Vegas you know you’re in for some craziness…or a bunch of guys who will stay...
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Only in a San Francisco Laundromat
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Al Davis, College Basketball, Don Nelson, Jamal Crawford, MLB, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Michael Jordan, NBA, NFL, Oakland Raiders, Omar Samhan, Patrick Mills, SF Giants, St. Mary's, Warriors, espn on 03 9th, 2009 | No Comments
Only in a San Francisco Laundromat...
After a pretty non-descript sports weekend, it’s definitely time for a bunch of mostly unrelated thoughts. Ready, set, go! –I’m in the Laundromat, next to a bulletin board which includes an ad on a pink piece of paper that reads “ARTFAG — Bringing art faggotry back to the...
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The free agent athlete’s anti-Bay Area checklist
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in 49ers, A's, Kurt Warner, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, NBA, NFL, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, Raiders, SF 49ers, SF Giants, Warriors on 03 4th, 2009 | No Comments
The free agent athlete’s anti-Bay ...
Residents of the Bay Area like to say how we live in the best part of the country, partly because it’s true and partly to convince ourselves we aren’t “dumb” like Jeff Kent said we were (more on that later).
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49ers roll out red carpet for Kurt Warner
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in 49ers, A's, Anthony Randolph, Chris Bosh, Jay Cutler, Josh Smith, KNBR, Kurt Warner, MLB, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Marco Belinelli, Mike Singletary, NBA, NBA All-Stars, NFL, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, Raiders, Ralph Barbieri, SF 49ers, SF Giants, Shaq, Shaquille O'Neal, Warriors, espn on 03 2nd, 2009 | 1 Comment
49ers roll out red carpet for Kurt Warne...
The Internets are all a twitter about Kurt Warner, because the 49ers look like they’re actually serious about bringing the formerly bearded one to San Francisco. Actually I probably should have worded that last sentence better, since Twitter is more commonly used for purposes like organizing pub...
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