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Manny’s got nice, child-bearing hips
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Anthony Randolph, Boston Celtics, Chris Mullin, Derek Fisher, Don Nelson, Fred Lewis, Golden State Warriors, Houston Rockets, Lakers, Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Mark Cuban, Monta Ellis, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Nate Schierholtz, Phil Jackson, Robert Rowell, San Francisco Giants, Tony Randolph, Travis Ishikawa on 05 11th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Manny’s got nice, child-bearing hi...
I have to thank Manny Ramirez. While the drug he tested positive for couldn’t have made him as fertile as the chick on the First Response commercials (Ovulation Sensation, baby!), I can’t get mad at the guy who’s given me by far the most material over the past year. So I dedicate this...
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Just shoot me now
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Brett Favre, Manny Ramirez, NFL, espn on 05 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Just shoot me now...
I’m watching ESPN as I write this, and Jeremy Schaap is reporting that sources say Brett Favre sent x-rays of his right shoulder to the Minnesota Vikings. If the shoulder doesn’t require major surgery, it looks like the Vikings will sign Brett Favre. So now we know it’s inevitable....
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Relax, it’s a long season
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, San Francisco Giants on 05 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Relax, it’s a long season...
Aw man, the Dodgers are done. No Manny Ramirez, no offense. No offense, no home winning streak. Did you see how pathetic they were tonight? They only scored 6 runs in the first inning against the Washington Nationals. Losing Ramirez was a real death blow. A very lethal blow. Did you hear the Dodgers...
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As Cain and Zito go, so go the Giants
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Barry Bonds, Barry Zito, Bengie Molina, Jonathan Sanchez, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Matt Cain, Pablo Sandoval, Phil Mickelson, Randy Johnson, San Francisco Giants, Tim Lincecum on 05 7th, 2009 | No Comments
As Cain and Zito go, so go the Giants...
Matt Cain is 3-1, the same record as Tim Lincecum, but he’s been the staff MVP thus far. It doesn’t matter than Lincecum has struck out almost twice as many batters (50 to Cain’s 28), or that Lincecum starts bring more than 5,000 extra fans to the ballpark than games pitched by other...
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Don’t trust anyone over 30
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in AJ Daulerio, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Brett Favre, Duane Kuiper, Lance Armstrong, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, Mike Krukow, Roger Clemens, San Francisco Giants on 05 7th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Don’t trust anyone over 30...
That’s right, you can’t trust any of us. I’m one of them myself, a 31-year-old living in my mother’s basement. Alright, that isn’t true (as far as you know!), but apparently if you’re blogging you’re automatically stuck living at home, madly typing away in the...
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Manny Ramirez tests positive…he gone!
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny, San Francisco Giants, Tim Lincecum, Will Clark on 05 7th, 2009 | 4 Comments
Manny Ramirez tests positive…he go...
What a great way to wake up. Manny Ramirez, the guy many of us (myself included) wished the Giants would have made a greater effort to sign this past off-season, has been suspended for 50 games for a positive test for performance enhancing drugs. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I have to admit this caught...
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Barry Zito isn’t cursed, and Matt Cain wasn’t, either
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Aaron Rowand, Barry Zito, Bengie Molina, Brian Sabean, Brian Wilson, Fred Lewis, Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB, Manny Ramirez, Matt Cain, Nate Schierholtz, Pablo Sandoval, Randy Johnson, San Francisco Giants, Travis Ishikawa on 05 3rd, 2009 | No Comments
Barry Zito isn’t cursed, and Matt ...
Barry Zito may still be 0-2, but stop saying he’s this year’s Matt Cain. Sub-4.00 ERA and 1.16 WHIP aside, Zito isn’t some poor schlub who, despite working his tail off to keep his team in the game, somehow is cursed with extraordinarily poor run support produced by forces beyond those...
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Manny Ramirez, the Bret Michaels of baseball
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Bret Michaels, Gary Radnich, KNBR, Los Angeles Dodgers, Manny Ramirez, Manny being Manny on 04 29th, 2009 | 1 Comment
Manny Ramirez, the Bret Michaels of base...
Adam Duritz, Chris Kirkpatrick…Manny Ramirez? The former two are singers who’ve gone the way of the weaved dreads. In Duritz’s case his fake locks helped him bag a pretty shocking list of hot actresses, while Kirkpatrick’s phony-farian look simply made him the most ridiculous...
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Jonathan Broxton is fat
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Dustin Pedroia, Eugenio Velez, Manny Ramirez, Rich Aurilia, San Francisco Giants on 04 28th, 2009 | 4 Comments
Jonathan Broxton is fat...
Ya closer’s so fat!!! How fat is he??? Ya closer is so big and fat that he can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen him in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
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Giants marking their San Jose territory
Posted by Bay Area Sports Guy in Buster Posey, Duke Neukom, Larry Baer, Manny Ramirez, Oakland A's, San Francisco Giants on 04 1st, 2009 | No Comments
Giants marking their San Jose territory...
Larry Baer and Bill Neukom have a lot on their plate. But while the fans see winning a World Series as the meat, potatoes, vegetable medley, desert and after-dinner mint on that plate, our beloved and well-coiffed Giants Brass actually see winning as more of an appetizer. Bring the fans to the table,...
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