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Cohan says no to Ellison, keeps sale among friends
Cohan says no to Ellison, keeps sale amo...
Chris Cohan has never cared about winning a championship. One doesn’t do everything he can to avoid the luxury tax, swallow trade exceptions and allow people like Robert Rowell to negotiate contracts if the overriding goal is rings. Cohan won his version of a championship ring today, when he sold...
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Happy Larry Ellison Day!
Happy Larry Ellison Day!...
If the rumors are to be believed, and there’s no reason besides outright cynicism not to, the Warriors’ new owner will be … (drumroll) … Larry Ellison! It’s impossible to believe, though, isn’t it? Perhaps by the time I’m done writing this Ellison will be announced...
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2009-10 Warriors: Worst Warriors Ever?
2009-10 Warriors: Worst Warriors Ever?...
I was in the kitchen a couple nights ago with the radio on when I heard the latest Warriors catastrophe. In a year where season-ending injuries have been as plentiful as wins, the pain in Tim Roye’s voice was evident as Monta Ellis writhed in pain on the floor, clutching his knee. Whether Ellis...
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Don’t fear the beard, Larry Ellison wants to save the Warriors
Don’t fear the beard, Larry Elliso...
Trade Monta Ellis and Vlad Radmanovic for Ray Allen. Trade the entire team besides Anthony Randolph, Stephen Curry and next year’s first round pick for Tracy McGrady. See if we care. Remember “We Believe”? Now, it’s “We Hope.” We hope that when Larry Ellison finally...
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NBA Tuesday: Oakland’s most dysfunctional team
NBA Tuesday: Oakland’s most dysfun...
They go big in Oakland. Whether you’re talking about sideshows or sports FAIL. The Raiders would have dropped the hammer on Tom “At least I slapped her with an open hand” Cable already, except he’s taking the fall in an elaborate coverup of what really happened to Randy Hanson...
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Stephen Jackson and Don Nelson, behind closed doors
Stephen Jackson and Don Nelson, behind c...
It took a long time to transcribe the insanity that occurred while Stephen Jackson, Don Nelson and Larry Riley met today in Riley’s office, but I finally finished. We start this morning with Jackson walking into the office, where Nelly and Riley have been smoking cigars and watching Regis and Kelly...
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Groundhog Day: Stephen Jackson wants off the Warriors
Groundhog Day: Stephen Jackson wants off...
Now Stephen Jackson wants out. That’s right, Jackson doesn’t want to be a Warrior anymore, because they (gasp) aren’t championship contenders. Even though the Warriors gave Jackson an obscenely massive and completely unnecessary extension and allow him to shoot threes whenever and wherever...
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Warriors say arrivederci to Marco Belinelli
Warriors say arrivederci to Marco Beline...
With the Giants making headlines yesterday, the Warriors sneakily went about their business of becoming the NBA’s version of the Pittsburgh Pirates, trading Marco Belinelli to the Toronto Raptors for the remains of Devean George and the Warriors’ favorite player lately — “cash...
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NBA Tuesday: Oh crap, Speedy wants to play
NBA Tuesday: Oh crap, Speedy wants to pl...
Introducing the Golden State Warriors, a team whose most recent problem is the veteran point guard they just traded for actually is healthy enough to play. Marcus Thompson II (who I’m pretty sure is the only actual beat writer covering the team these days, since Matt Steinmetz has gone national)...
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Anthony Randolph + point guard = championship
Anthony Randolph + point guard = champio...
It makes little sense to get too excited about Anthony Randolph’s record-tying 42 points in his last summer league game, since the man whose record he ties was Marcus Banks. Marco Belinelli tossed in at least a couple 30-point games in his summer league career, too. Still, it’s clear that...

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