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Thank God for mock drafts
Thank God for mock drafts...
If you’re ever wondering whether your favorite teams suck, ask yourself this question: “Have you spent more time in the past year looking at mock drafts than your team’s current statistics?” Because I sure have. I couldn’t tell you what Alex Smith’s QB rating was in...
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The Warriors are basketball Nyquil
The Warriors are basketball Nyquil...
The inflatable mattress was set up in prime position in the living room yesterday evening, directly in front of the TV. Me: wearing pajama-like clothing and thick socks, underneath two warm blankets. The dog (AKA Lincepom): lying patiently next to me, wishing I was mobile enough to throw her favorite...
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The Olympics soap opera rolls on…
The Olympics soap opera rolls on…...
To truly enjoy the Vancouver Winter Olympics is to enjoy the imperfections. Sort of like walking to work in San Francisco. The weather isn’t always the best, and sometimes you see people yelling and crying for no discernible reason other than attention seeking. But the scenery’s pretty good,...
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2009-10 Warriors: Worst Warriors Ever?
2009-10 Warriors: Worst Warriors Ever?...
I was in the kitchen a couple nights ago with the radio on when I heard the latest Warriors catastrophe. In a year where season-ending injuries have been as plentiful as wins, the pain in Tim Roye’s voice was evident as Monta Ellis writhed in pain on the floor, clutching his knee. Whether Ellis...
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Hingis, Monta and coaches’ sons that look alike
Hingis, Monta and coaches’ sons th...
You can have Anna Kournikova, I’ve always been a Martina Hingis fan. It’s not that I have a thing for big foreheads — Tyra Banks is my least favorite non-criminal in the world. I don’t know if it was because I’ve always been a brunettes-over-blondes guy, Hingis’ slightly...
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Don’t fear the beard, Larry Ellison wants to save the Warriors
Don’t fear the beard, Larry Elliso...
Trade Monta Ellis and Vlad Radmanovic for Ray Allen. Trade the entire team besides Anthony Randolph, Stephen Curry and next year’s first round pick for Tracy McGrady. See if we care. Remember “We Believe”? Now, it’s “We Hope.” We hope that when Larry Ellison finally...
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Ben Sheets goes to…the Oakland A’s?!?!?!
Ben Sheets goes to…the Oakland A&#...
I’ll say this for Billy Beane: nobody in the last decade has cornered the market on ridiculously talented pitchers that may or may not be made of low-grade porcelain. Rich Harden, Justin Dukesherhcherchrrer and now Billy Beane has signed Ben Sheets to a 1-year deal worth $10M+. As long as Sheets...
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Monta Ellis hurts his other ankle
Monta Ellis hurts his other ankle...
The Warriors can’t win for losing…players. Every game it’s another guy grabbing his ankle and hobbling off the floor, and last night it was the ironman. Monta Ellis hurt his “other” ankle this time, so at least we know the guy will finally enjoy some physical symmetry. Because...
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Stephen Curry and the jaded Warrior fan
Stephen Curry and the jaded Warrior fan...
Frustration levels surrounding the Golden State Warriors in their home region have never been higher. Just check out what people are saying about Stephen Curry. Chris Cohan (the fake one, not the real one) refers to Curry as “GQ” and constantly points to statistical evidence which paints...
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Let’s hope for different talking points in 2010
Let’s hope for different talking p...
Got the NFL RedZone channel yesterday in a fit of fantasy football paranoia, and I couldn’t be happier. $5 a month on Comcast, who knew?!?! I probably would have paid about $50 to avoid the pair of football games we non-DirecTV NFL Package people had forced upon us yesterday. Raiders/Browns, followed...

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