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Gabbert or Kaepernick? Doesn’t matter, 49ers are terrible either way

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If you are a 49ers fan with a significant other who doesn’t care about football, friends who don’t care about football, children who demand your time, household chores that need doing, or hobbies unrelated to football, I have good news! There are at least five Sundays where you are allowed, if not encouraged, to ignore the 49ers. Because anyone who watches this team when they play on the road, and expects anything other than trash football and embarrassing results, is delusional.

I can keep shoveling dirt onto this grave, but it’s starting to resemble a major league pitching mound in 1968. This team — which lost 45-16 to the freaking Ryan brothers today — should have but one goal from now through New Year’s: 1-15 or 2-14. Anything that prohibits them from “earning” a top-2 pick, which could either supply a franchise quarterback or a trade haul to help replenish Trent Baalke’s meager roster, is a failure.

The 49ers can’t run (their running backs averaged 3.4 yards per carry). The 49ers can’t pass (5.2 yards per passing play). The 49ers can’t stop the run (the Bills averaged 7.1 yards per carry). The 49ers can’t stop the pass (the two passing touchdowns they allowed were far too easy since the Bills doesn’t have much better receiving talent than San Francisco). The 49ers can’t punt (their fifth-rounder had a 34.6 yard net average, compared to 40.0 for Colton Schmidt, a guy the 49ers brought in a few years back as an undrafted free agent). The 49ers can’t even return kicks without losing the ball. Other than Phil Dawson being slightly more accurate than the average place kicker, what does this team do well?

We’ve gone over the lack of skill position talent for months, but this might be the worst tackling team in franchise history. The middle linebacking corps is a wasteland without NaVorro Bowman. Eli Harold might be worse than Corey Lemonier. The defensive line doesn’t accomplish much unless one of them is completely unblocked (shoutout to Arik Armstead in the first quarter). Their safeties are subpar, and the Bills’ lofty total of 312 rushing yards probably would’ve been even higher if they didn’t decide to throw too frequently in the early stages of the second half.

Buffalo’s third down conversion rate (8-for-13, or 61%) would seem surprising given that they came into this game with the lowest average passing yards per game in the NFL (169 … the 49ers were 31st at 170). But the 49ers cannot stop any running back, let alone the guy Chip Kelly tossed aside like an ordinary Kevan Barlow.

The 49ers are 1-10 in road games since the beginning of 2015. They’ve been outscored 380-185 during those games, including a fluke overtime win in Chicago when Robby Gould missed a chip shot. That’s an average score of 35-17. The average score on the road in 2016 is 43-20. Without Bowman, the defense looks like a junior college unit taking on Alabama or Ohio State.

We knew the hiring of Jim O’Neil as defensive coordinator was a bad sign. Check that — the bad sign was when Mike Vrabel turned Chip Kelly’s offer down to remain as the LINEBACKERS COACH in Houston. O’Neil didn’t produce anything of note in Cleveland, and his schemes don’t see to be adding anything to the defense upon which Baalke has focused most of his attention since becoming this team’s general manager.

I wrote a little less than a week ago that the time to fire Baalke is now. Or, *then* if we’re going to get technical. We can look at some of the injuries — Ian Williams is in this category — as a reason why the defense is softer than cotton candy during a summer day in Livermore. But that’s pretty much the main job of an NFL general manager, to prepare for injuries. Maybe use the team’s borderline-absurd pile of draft picks over the last few years to create a roster that’s deeper each year. Except the opposite has been the case for quite some time. Baalke’s roster is thinner than Ann Coulter.

Niners Notes

— Trent knows he’s toast.

— Kaepernick rushed 8 times for 66 yards and showed toughness throughout this game, especially when he broke free from a tackle that should’ve led to a safety and ran for a first down. But 16 of the 49ers’ 21 passing plays led to either an incompletion or a sack in the second half.

— Nothing happened today to alter my opinion — Blaine Gabbert is a decent backup, and Kaepernick could lead a team with a strong defense and running game to playoff victories. The 2016 49ers … well, we’ve already gone over their nonexistent strengths.

— Maybe Jim Tomsula wasn’t this team’s biggest problem in 2015. He’s probably on a tropical island somewhere, wearing a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to his belly button, sipping a Mai Tai and laughing …

— How can Gerald Hodges be worse than the abominable Nick Bellore, or even Michael Wilhoite for that matter?

— The good news was I was finally able to start a running back against the 49ers. What a glorious fantasy day. Yes, I’m aware nobody cares. I care.

— LOLOL:

— Let’s end this with some vines. One is depressing, but the other represents the team’s best play of the day.

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HarryRo44940209
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HarryRo44940209

BASportsGuy Cleary Gabbert is better. Kaep didn’t hit kerely or Vance, or celek.

Zoab_Khan
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Zoab_Khan

BASportsGuy 5/6 top picks in the ’15,’16 hv been on D….and defense looks like it does. What is JedYork waiting on to can Baalke #49 ers

Brandon_DaGOAT
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Brandon_DaGOAT

HarryRo44940209 BASportsGuy idiot

simon_lees
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simon_lees

BASportsGuy oof. Harsh but totally justified.

tlake98
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tlake98

BASportsGuy Neither plays defense check that no one plays defense on the Niners!

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49erholics_PhD

JED YORK has single handedly destroyed the SF 49ers. What a complete embarrassment of a team. In the years since his clueless parents turned it over to him he has gotten exactly one move right, hiring Jim Harbaugh. He’s missed on everything else, including Levi’s Stadium. He thinks he knows everything, but he knows almost nothing.

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coachspez

BASportsGuy unfortunately a great perspective on a lost franchise. Are you proud of this JedYork? Hard to be a Faithful with no Faith

beandoggerel
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beandoggerel

Forget these clowns…they’re irrelevant. Nine days ’til Warriors opening night! Every home game, the first time Patrick McCaw comes in the game, I want the whole crowd to go, “SQUAWK! Hallelujah…whoa-oh-oh-oh”

samhaeuser
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samhaeuser

.basg: “The 49ers can’t run… can’t pass…can’t stop the run…can’t stop the pass…can’t punt”.

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As bad as it was last year under Tomsula (and make no mistake — he was awful), he wasn’t the root cause problem, he was a symptom.  Just like this season’s shoddy performances so far.  Kelly may not be a great HC, likewise his assistants, but it’s questionable at best whether any coach could do much with the shape this team is in. Small chance any serious, quality coaching staff will want to work for this ownership and management group. Even with the devastating losses the team has experienced from injuries and retirement, it’s shocking how thin the ranks still… Read more »
HarryRo44940209
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HarryRo44940209

Brandon_DaGOAT BASportsGuy you mad? 13-29

Brandon_DaGOAT
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Brandon_DaGOAT

HarryRo44940209 BASportsGuy yes I’m mad coz I said ur an idoit, just shut up

Sean die hard 49 ers fan
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Sean die hard 49 ers fan

we played good today until the half it’s the defense lap will be fine the rest of the season OFFENSE will be better the rest of the way defense just had to play well

MikeClark7
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MikeClark7

Jed York made one good decision. Hiring Jim Harbaugh, then fired him. That is it in a nusthell

lime
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lime

Drafting Christian McCaffrey will solve all of their problems…

Fourbanditz
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Fourbanditz

timkawakami BASportsGuy you nailed it with your answer! Jed/Baalke are world class.

Beaver
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Beaver

Case closed:   Kap still sucks!!!  USA 45 Dissidents 16!!!
-Ruth from DC

coredump
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You could almost re-post this article, only changing Buffalo to Tampa Bay, and it would still be spot-on.
What great writing, BASG!  smile

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