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It’s time to play Jed York Press Conference Bingo

We’ve got about a half hour until the 49ers’ Tradition Unlike Any Other commences for the third straight year. That’s right, it’s time to watch Jed York address the media in a formal setting for the first time since he talked about the same stuff a year ago!

Stay tuned to see him …

  1. Vaguely explain why he fired people
  2. Deny any leaks to national reporters that obviously came from him
  3. Recite a few clever (in his own mind, anyway) reasons for us to believe that he’s learned from all of this and he’ll do whatever it takes to make the 49ers great again

To keep us entertained, we could play a drinking game. But it’s a little early on a Monday to consume mass quantities of alcohol (unless you’re Chip Kelly and you’re celebrating your massive payout and the chance to possibly join Bill Belichick’s staff for the playoffs and rehabilitate your image in a matter of weeks). And while we could play a drinking game using shots of espresso every time Jed says something predictably lame, that would lead to an army of people sprinting to Santa Clara and ripping the 49ers’ new(ish) stadium/office park apart, white steel girder by white steel girder.

Maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing. But I have a different idea. You know those Corporate Bullshit Bingo cards? The ones your coworkers like to print out before weekly meetings in the conference room? I created one that works for Jed York press conferences.

Update: I created another because some of my favorites were left off the first edition.

These press conferences, infuriating and patronizing as they are, also double as the highlight of the season ever since the Jed kicked Jim Harbaugh to the curb. Mutually, of course. So print one out and play! And if you feel like drinking, well, it’s tough to blame you. Just make sure you have the day off before you start downing Four Lokos with CSN Bay Area playing in the background.

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tkwill49
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tkwill49

BASportsGuy Jed and Parag. https://t.co/OrnhxsJoJe

Great_AZCatsby
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BASportsGuy One square should be “My uncle Eddie”

BretB2149
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BretB2149

BASportsGuy u left out the predictable uncle Eddie comment

pdotrikhi
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pdotrikhi

BASportsGuy love this. But you have one glaring omission Steve: ‘my Uncle Eddie’

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy
pdotrikhi
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pdotrikhi

BASportsGuy ah! I knew you couldn’t have left it off. Have to ask — were you given a credential to attend?

LOLKNBR
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LOLKNBR

BASportsGuy Was going to ask where is “My Uncle Eddie” then I saw the 2nd card. Well done.

jacobjbg
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jacobjbg

LOLKNBR BASportsGuy this presser is lowkey one of my favorite holiday traditions

aj_strong
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aj_strong

BASportsGuy BretB2149 We could all likely win if the card spaces had nothing but “uncle”

Brom_28
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Brom_28

BASportsGuy how about a square with “denies any question regarding Jim Harbaugh”

Krosenfeld49
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Krosenfeld49

NinersNation got a link that’s mobile friendly to watch presser?

pdotrikhi
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pdotrikhi

BASportsGuy true. But I speak for many — would love to have you in there to directly ask Jed some q’s. You represent our voice!

slowrunner33
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slowrunner33

NinersNation what would happen if he walked in & says “I now realize 3 yrs ago I should have fired Baalke instead of Harbaugh”. Questions?

1flapdown77
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1flapdown77

BASportsGuy need to add “talk to my uncle” and then never do it.

stewardsfolly
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stewardsfolly

BASportsGuy Good chance for a cover-all win on either board.

CarmichaelDave
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CarmichaelDave

BASportsGuy he’s pretty much screwed on the pressure regardless, no?

mcrosari1
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mcrosari1

BASportsGuy love this Jed bull shit bingo card! U0001f44dU0001f44fU0001f3fb

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy

BASportsGuy York is just hammering “Championship Culture” again and again

oatmealboy
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oatmealboy

BASportsGuy … With the most annoying hand gestures ever!

jordanserpa
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jordanserpa

BASportsGuy Didn’t they just have a championship culture under Harbaugh?

Michael_RA
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Michael_RA

BASportsGuy Need that I am making an excuse Photo op.

AlbertVeksler
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AlbertVeksler

Bravo!

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy

BASportsGuy Reset! Drink!

Zoab_Khan
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Zoab_Khan

BASportsGuy lol….and he keeps used the dreaded word. “Me” This fool isn’t backing off. ButcherBoy415 #49 ers.

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy

On The Same Page! Drink!

monkeysilog
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monkeysilog

BASportsGuy “revisionist history” needs a square

samesfandiari
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samesfandiari

BASportsGuy how are you even able to type coherently w/ all the cliche drinks jeds offering?!

joezinsf
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joezinsf

BASportsGuy I’m wasted already

deepfriedadobo
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deepfriedadobo

BASportsGuy JasBarrera it’s 1016 on a Monday and I’m lit already

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy

“My Uncle” – drink!

Plas66JATC
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Plas66JATC

BASportsGuy The yearly Uncle Eddie reference to pacify the fan base

3DotThought
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3DotThought

BASportsGuy Hall of Fame coach. Drink???

studebaking
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studebaking

monkeysilog BASportsGuy I’m hearing a lot of Structure too

ttsmiket
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ttsmiket

BASportsGuy “Culture” overload…….. Game!

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy

Accountable! Drink!

Michael_RA
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Michael_RA

BASportsGuy YES!!!!

tbernie13
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tbernie13

BASportsGuy “Championship Culture” is gonna send someone to the ICU….

FanofKahne
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FanofKahne

BASportsGuy my uncle! drink!

dgiuli1
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dgiuli1

BASportsGuy This is hilarious!

MarcusSanz
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MarcusSanz

BASportsGuy im drunk and its 10:26am

SOTHATSIIT
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SOTHATSIIT

BASportsGuy My uncle! Drink!

DonPupusa
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DonPupusa

BASportsGuy that’s my favorite one, all while deflecting blame,not admitting his mistake,and lying that he doesn’t make football decisions

BASportsGuy
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BASportsGuy

“Get It Right” – drink!

antoniodelphi
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antoniodelphi

BASportsGuy NinersNation twitter is killing me right now!!

migman58
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migman58

BASportsGuy this is STELLAR!!

Barber2910
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Barber2910

BASportsGuy you have to think his uncle called him an idiot for letting harbaugh go.

slam254
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slam254

BASportsGuy I think I won the over on “reset”

thepepperlanders
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thepepperlanders

Saw York’s press conference. “No sacred cows here”…… Except for Jed York of course.

trackback
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[&#8230 ;] It&#8217 ;s time to play Jed York Press Conference Bingo [&#8230 ;]

coredump
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coredump

slowrunner33 NinersNation  Kawakami directly asked him that very question.  Total sidestep response ala “not looking backwards”.

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