The San Francisco 49ers didn’t make it to the Super Bowl. They got real close. Didn’t happen. They had eight Pro Bowlers. No one cares about the Pro Bowl. I only paid attention to the very end of the Pro Bowl draft so I could laugh when Alex Smith was drafted/assigned last (to team Jerry Rice).
But there are people who care about the Pro Bowl. Not coincidentally, one Pro Bowl-monger has an egg as his avatar.
— Joe Staley (@jstaley74) January 24, 2014
You see, Joe Staley suffered a compound dislocation of his thumb. If you missed the nauseating details on Tuesday, here’s what that means: “compound dislocation one in which the joint communicates with the outside air through a wound.”
A joint in his thumb poked through the skin. He still played the entire game. And someone on Twitter is bitching about the Pro Bowl.