Figuring out who’s in the lead is easy. Yahoo does that. Figuring out who can win — and how — is a job for a computer. Thankfully, Yahoo created the “scenario generator” for just this #FirstWorldProblem.
With no further ado, here’s who can win valuable prizes, depending on who emerges victorious on Saturday and Monday.
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If Louisville wins the National Championship…
Over Ohio State
1. Spoon Boom
2. Bonar
3. Fab Melo big blue himself
Over Kansas
1. Bonar
2. Stephenson’s Rockets
3. Stuart Loves Long Beach State
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If Ohio State wins the National Championship…
Over Kentucky
1. BRacket ATtack IT
1. Heimy
3. I want cookies!
Over Louisville
1. BRacket ATtack IT
1. Heimy
3. Baptized Beavers
Update: If Ohio State wins, BRacket ATtack IT and Heimy are actually tied. The first tiebreak is “total points scored in the final game.” BRacket ATtack IT has Ohio St. beating Kentucky 65-60, and Heimy has the Buckeyes winning over UK, 70-60.
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If Kentucky wins the National Championship…
Over Ohio State
1. Spoon Boom
2. Fab Melo big blue himself
3. Stephenson’s Rockets
Over Kansas
1. Stephenson’s Rockets
2. Stuart Loves Long Beach State
3. Spoon Boom
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If Kansas wins the National Championship…
Against Louisville
1. Bonar
2. The Stats Guy
3. BASG
Against Kentucky
1. The Stats Guy
2. BASG (yeah, yeah, this is the best I can do … feel free to make fun in the comments)
3. Bonar
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In case you forgot, here are the prizes we’re mailing out:
First place: $50 Amazon Gift Card
Second place: $25 iTunes Gift Card
Third place: Moneyball (DVD or Blu-Ray)
