Giants in need of makeover

Ok, Giants. Don’t think that we haven’t noticed. A bunch of you got makeovers in the off-season. And I’m not talking NBA...

Tim Lincecum has thicker skin than Josh Beckett

Of course I was worried when Tim Lincecum was replaced with Joe Martinez to start the fourth. Lincecum’s production has seemed too...

SF Giants Opening Day Journal: Part I

1:09: Nice to see Randy Johnson has gone back to the mullet. Like Doug Flutie, Johnson should never go away from the...

2009 San Francisco Giants: Worst Case Scenario

(From the 2008 San Francisco Giants: Worst Case Scenario): Barry Zito gives up a grand slam in the first inning on opening...

2009 San Francisco Giants: Best Case Scenario

Last year at the beginning of Spring Training, when this website was in its infancy (as opposed to the mature, adult blog...

Free Michael Phelps Weedies!

Ladies and gentlemen, your most uplifiting Bay Area semi-sports-related story of the year:

The Giants have to do something, but what?

San Francisco Giants sign Edgar Renteria

This just in: Ohio State isn’t that great

Don’t Change MY Name to Negative Nancy

There’s been a lot of Negative Nancy’s chirping about the Giants lately, myself included. True, it seems like nearly every road game...

All I Need is a Pharrell Beat and Some Cornrows

(Uh ohhhhhh!) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh It ain’t my fault (Did I do that) It ain’t my fault (Did I do that) It ain’t my...

Just Call me Bay Area Jinx Guy

I almost feel guilty. Just one week into Spring Training, and the Giants’ lefty starters have already given two performances eerily similar...

The 2008 San Francisco Giants: Worst-Case Scenario

Technically this isn’t a worst-case scenario, because that could include something as horrific as a plane crash. What follows is probably better...

The 2008 San Francisco Giants: Best-Case Scenario

Amazingly, the Giants are playing their first Spring Training game of the year today against the Cubs. Have the games always started...