I don’t watch The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, mostly out of habit. Jay Leno wasn’t funny for years, and I did the majority of my late night talk show viewing during the summers of my high school and college years.
Fallon probably thought he was doing a service last week when he trotted out what appears to be a regular feature – Tonight Show Superlatives – about the upcoming game between the Bears and 49ers on Sunday night (chime-chime-chime, multi-colored peacock feathers). Help out the parent network, give some lesser known football players a little face time … with some jokes attached.
Chris Culliver doesn’t like jokes about his face.
What’s ridiculous about this (other than the ridiculous number of hashtags and the length of said hashtags), is that Fallon arguably went easier on Culliver than anyone.
If anyone would be justified in firing off long hashtags on Instagram, it’s Dontae “Black Bert” Johnson.
And Culliver didn’t stop at one Instagram photo and hashtag roast, either.